Happy Birthday To Me.


This is Pookie Aston here. I need to get a few things off of my little Pekingese chest.

First off, I have read some previous blogs that were written by Punkin or as I call her Punky. Most of what Punky said is not true. Punkin is not Mommie’s favorite dog…I am the #1 family dog. Look at this photo. Who do you see? Me and Mommie.  Notice, I did not say Punkin and Mommie, I said  Me and Mommie. Personally, I don’t think Mommie even likes that red bitch. (for those who are language challenged, bitch is French for female dog) Yes this Chinese girl knows a little French.

Punky said that Mommie treats us bad and that we all want to run away. That is also a big fat red Pekingese lie. There is no better Doggie Mommie than Ava. If Punky doesn’t like it here she can hit the road Jack, and she should make sure the door doesn’t hit her butt on the way out!

Oh, before I forget today is my Birthday! Yep I’m 8 years old — That’s 56 — about 46 years younger than Mommie’s manager Mr. Bricks. She made me say that. I actually think Mr. Bricks is pretty cool for an old guy.

No matter what any of the other dogs tell you, I  was the first Pekingese in the Aston household.  Did you know we are the Royal Dog of China? Yep. You can check out all about us on Wiki-Peed-ia.

When Mommie got me I spoke a mix of Chinese and English. Mommie called it Chinglish. But now I speak full-fledged doggie English. I wished other dogs that immigrated here would speak the native language…oops Mommie doesn’t like when I get all political.

Did you know my Mommie is a singer? yep, she is. She has even written songs about me — not Punkin. Here is a little diddy she wrote about me:

Peekingesse Power

It’s growing by the hour

Big as the Eiffel Tower

Feels good inside

Pekingese Power

You sing it in the shower

It’s always sweet and never sour

Makes you happy inside

and so on…..

I love my Mommie’s singing. She has a beautiful voice, don’t you think? I know most of you have checked out her MySpace Music page, but did you know I have my own MySpace Page? Check it out Pookie’s MySpace Page.


Mommie says I’m spoiled. I say no, all dogs smell this way. She has so many crazy nick names for me it’s almost embarrassing. Mommie calls me Pook-a-Lina, Ming-Ling, Mulan, Mooch-Chie-Choo, LooLa and Moolie.

So yah, I just needed to log on to Mommies computer and set the record straight from the lies Punkin was spreading. Oh, I got her real good last night.  She was going to hijack Mommie’s blog, the one about Hell’s Kitchen and make up more stuff about saying the real Hell’s Kitchen is where Mommie locks us up for days on end while she is out on tour without food or water. She was hoping by telling a lie like that someone would come take us away.

Well it’s not true anyway, we are never locked up like that. Mommie is the best Mommie ever. So, anyway after Punkin had written the blog she asked me how to save it and replace the blog Mommie’s wrote yesterday. I told her to hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete. LOL, Punkin is so dumb she believed me and it deleted her post. I laughed so hard I peed all over a pair of Mommie’s  favorite Abercrombie & Fitch jeans that were on the chair… Don’t tell her it was me, I blamed Itty Bitty and she believed me.

Ok…I’m tired. I need to go take a nap.

Have a good day friends.

Pookie x

PS ~ Feel free to send me Happy Birthday bones if you want to.

About Ava Aston's Muckery

Hello! Thanks for stopping by. My name is Ava Aston and I am a recording artist and actress. I'm just an ordinary girl who acts, sings, writes songs and now writes this blog. I hope you enjoy my blogging enough to want to subscribe. Blessings, Ava If you want to learn even more about me, check out my website at www.avaaston.com
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14 Responses to Happy Birthday To Me.

  1. bobbishop says:

    Pookie you are one literal pooch, this is the first time I have read on of your mom’s blogs and not had my stomach growling. Greek chick seem to spend a lot of time on food?

    • Yes Bob, Mommie does talk about food alot, but usually it’s how much her manager Mr. Bricks eats. She eats super healthy and is on a mission to get others to do the same. Because she works out so much she always needs to be eating because she burns so many calories. So when she gets hungry it is one of her nasty tasting zone bars, or a small salad, or some almonds that she is munching on….but she never eats all of it. For me…I’m just happy to get a bowl of kibble 2x a day and then take a nap the rest of time. That working out stuff looks way too tiring. — from Punkin.

  2. bobbishop says:

    Almost forgot, the point. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

  3. Slamdunk says:

    Happy birthdat Pookie, and nice work with the uh typing.

  4. glama1 says:

    Just remember Pookie you are 1.1 but, it’s our secret………Don’t tell the chunky monkey cuz shel’ll get upset…….heeheehee
    Love you whole bunches

    • Thanks for the Birthday song Glama1. I’ll be seeing you next week and isn’t it Punkin’s Birthday next Thursday? I hear every body saying it’s “Turkey Day” and he’s a turkey for sure. — from Pookie

  5. davehitt29 says:

    Hehehehehe!! Paws up Pookie 🙂

  6. goldengma says:

    Rest well Pookie…great post!

  7. Addy says:

    ha ha Interesting perspective (this post) Ava.. Wish Pookie on my behalf.. Ha ha still can’t get over the post..


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