Sometimes it just seems like everyone else in the music industry has just thrown the towel in and the industry as we once knew it is going to Hell in a handbasket. Going to Hell in a handbasket is what my Mom use to say when something or a situation was quickly taking a turn for the worse without effort or with great haste.
What brings up this old saying? Two words: Lady Gaga
I knew I was going to have plenty of WTH moments watching the Grammy’s last night and I was not disappointed thanks to many of the artists, but especially to Lady Gaga.
According to Reuters, “prior to the Grammy’s telecast Lady Gaga declared in a Twitter message that she was “in incubation” for her live appearance. Aides said she had spent three hours crouched inside the egg with an oxygen mask ahead of her arrival.”
Hatching from an egg was the latest in a series of stunts by the performance the artist and singer. In September, Lady Gaga wore a headline-grabbing dress made entirely of raw meat that she wore to the MTV Music Video Awards. The arriving in an egg was another guarantee that everyone will be talking about her for the next several weeks. Remember how outrageous people use to say Michael Jackson was? His nickname use to be Wacko-Jacko, but he never hatched onstage – just sayin’
However, onstage for the Grammy’s on Sunday, Lady Gaga crawled out of an egg dressed in yellow and sporting what appeared to be pointed shoulder implants? WTH was that all about?
Away from the Grammy ceremony in Los Angeles, the singer made headlines by saying in a pre-recorded TV interview that she uses marijuana and whiskey to help write her songs. “(I) drink a lot of whiskey and I smoke weed when I write. And I don’t do it a lot because it’s not good for my voice,” the singer told TV news show “60 Minutes”. “I don’t want to encourage kids to do drugs….And I don’t lie. I’m not a liar. I built good will with my fans. They know who I am. And I’m just like them in so many ways,” she added.
I am just curious if it was the whiskey or the weed that made her think coming out of an egg was a good idea. Since I don’t drink or do drugs I can’t even imagine how screwed up her coconut is after indulging in those substances. If Mr. Bricks ever asks me to make an appearance on national television by coming out of an egg I’d have to kick his butt and knock his noggin off.
Also I’m curious if when I do my interview with “60 Minutes” I will make headlines by saying that I use Vitamin Water and Zone Bars to help me write songs? Or if I will make headlines by not hatching out of an egg, but instead just walking onstage to sing at the Grammy’s just wearing a t-shirt, vest jeans and my sneakers.