You are in line at the Piggly Wiggly picking up the gallon of milk that your sweetie just texted you to pick up on your way home from work when you notice the lady in front of you is buying a large bag of pork rinds, a bag of circus peanuts, some licorice, a king-sized Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup candy bar, taco chips with hot spicy cheese sauce and chile, and a super sized mega fountain drink when all of the sudden her cell phone goes off.
Her ring tone: Let’s Get Physical – Olivia Newton John
A more appropriate ring tone: I like Big Butts – Sir Mix-A-Lot
You are in the stall of the bathroom. Someone enters the stall next to you when all of the sudden their cell phone goes off.
Their ring tone: Taking Care of Business – Bachman Turner Overdrive
A more appropriate ring tone: Boom Boom Pow – Black Eyed Peas
It’s been 5 years since you had a new driver’s license and so you pack a lunch, some bacterial wipes and head to the DMV for the long boring wait to renew your license. You are scanning all of the employees trying to figure out which one you will get. You are next in line and you do not want the older lady on the end with the tattooed make-up and ill fitting wig because she is slower than a turtle and has been averaging one customer every 1.2 hours. Before she could call your number her cell phone goes off.
The DMV employee’s ring tone: Bad Day – Daniel Powter
A more appropriate ring tone: Wake Me Up When September Ends – Green Day
You decide to do the right thing and go to church on a nice spring Sunday morning. You are about to participate in Holy Communion when all of the sudden the man sitting in the pew in front of you has his cell phone start ringing.
His ring tone: What The Hell – Avril Lavigne
A more appropriate ring tone: Jesus is Just Alright – Doobie Brothers
I am skyping Mr. Bricks and his circa 1978 cell phone goes off in the background and guess what his ring tone song is???
- An Ava Aston song
- A Buck Owens/Porter Wagoner duet
- A Broadway show tune
- The McDonald’s Jingle
- Mr. Bricks cell phone is too old to be able to download ringtones
I like the DMV one 🙂
I’m trying to get my blog as funny as yours…I’m not there yet, but I keep trying ! 🙂
Mr. Bricks cell phone is too old to be able to download ringtones
– but of course everyone else is waiting for an AVA ringtone!
Frizz you can already get my ring tones:
Ava, don’t hate me for this but I hate ringtones! I find them irritating and they seem to make an appearance at the most inappropriate of times. The last “incident” I witnessed, or better yet, heard, involving a ringtone was while I was having dental work done. The cell phone of the dental assistant went off and the ring tone was Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing.” Really? After dental work? I don’t think so! 🙂
Bella, why would I hate you for that? I dislike ringtones too!!! They are always inappropriate…I love your example…”Sexual Healing” after a dental appointment, that cracked me up.
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haha yeah ringtones are quite controversial. I went simple and picked a Beethoven’s 5th remix – so all it says is “pick up the phone”. it’s hilarious, and gets your attention! I have to say, I prefer ringtones without lyrics…
Why is it that everybody else’s ringtones are annoying, but mine sound great? 🙂
Mine is some kind of cacophonous warning alarm. It’s way too annoying to ignore.
However, I’m now considering the McD’s jingle.
McD’s jingle, for reals? You an Mr. Bricks would get along famously.
Mine is super positive….telling me to explode like a firwork. Shott my colours out.
I don’t even have a cellphone!
Seriously???? Hook, check your calendar hanging in your laundry room..what year is listed?
I LOVE this post – what a creative idea! Keep on, keepin’ on, Miss Ava! 🙂
Thanks Mrs. Bricks..oops, I mean Cassie Behle.
I have firetruck siren on mine, On the way to the race it went off and my sweetie pulled over, I was dieing laughting