Isn’t it Ironic?

I was working out and listening to a little Alanis Morissette and I thought to myself, isn’t this ironic – I am a singer and while I am working out, I am listening to another singer and somewhere in the world there was someone else working out while listening to one of my songs…(at least I hope there is.)

Life is full of ironies. Sometimes the irony is an old law that is still on the books.

  • In Maryland a woman cannot go through her husband’s pockets while he is sleeping. Not even if she really wants a piece of gum or “borrow” $200 for a new pair of sneakers
  • In Tucson, Arizona, women are not allowed to wear pants. No word on the stance on booty shorts,thongs or going commando.
  • In Carrizozo, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to appear unshaven under their arms in public. Why doesn’t Manhattan have such a law on its books – just sayin’

Other ironies are just a fact of life.

  • Everyone has a photographic memory to some degree. However my manager Mr. Bricks doesn’t appear to have any film.
  • Whenever I need to use a flashlight my batteries are dead. Whenever I need a battery I am out of that size of battery. This irony holds true for light bulbs.
  • It was recently discovered that doing research caused cancer in rats.
  • Keeping up with Kardashians is called a reality series, but nothing about it reflects reality at all.

Its ironic that shoppers at Wal Mart didn't notice the original price

I have also noticed that the muckery in my life is filled with ironies.

  • I eat healthy, work out and I am in good health. My manager Mr. Bricks eats Mc Ribs at McDonald’s, doesn’t work out and  his blood pressure is higher than the national debt.
  • It was 60° the other day in New York so I started putting away my gloves, uggs and puffy winter jacket and I was going to bring out the spring sneakers. Yesterday it snowed 8 inches and the high was only about 10 degrees.
  • I am Greek and Blonde, yet I still have a good coconut on my shoulders.
  • Days I plan on running errands I get called for meetings and auditions. On days I have nothing to do and would like an audition the phone never rings.

I have a manager with one lazy eye. But I do not yet have a record deal….isn’t that ironic?

Blessings,

Ava

xox

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14 Responses to Isn’t it Ironic?

  1. frizztext says:

    irony is one of the most important tools for philosophy …
    P.S.:
    as a guitarist I had to play for my daughter, a hobby singer, very often that title of
    Alanis Morissette
    +
    In Tucson, Arizona, women are not allowed to wear pants. No word on the stance on booty shorts,thongs or going commando.
    +
    going on commando, like a dog?

  2. frizztext says:

    hi Ava,
    you inspired me to do my daily post with the topic IRONIC
    http://flickrcomments.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/irony/
    thanks!

  3. tiallarising says:

    Um, Ava…I live in Arizona, and I’ve been to Tuscon a lot, and well…I’ve seen women all over the place wearing pants. I wore pants. I have an aunt who lives there and wears pants all the time. Am I missing something here?

    -Tia

    http://www.tiallarising.wordpress.com

  4. charlywalker says:

    Sounds like some of your Ironies need to be pressed….

    spread the humor: charlywalker.wordpress.com

  5. this post really made me smile – i can never find the right battery either! 🙂

  6. thumbles says:

    The only irony in Alanis Morissette’s song is the fact that she appears unable to grasp the concept of irony. Not that I dislike the song, but rain on your wedding day, traffic jams when you’re late, not ironic, just unfortunate.
    And research causes cancer in rats? That’s a chilling statement if true. I hope you just mean cancer research and not any research at all 🙂

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