How To Break Up with a Snowman

Mr. Snowman in Happier Times

Dear Mr. Snowman:

You were kinda cute when I first met you way back in November. In the beginning I liked you because you were a cool guy. Normally you do not come to New York City and visit me that early in the year, but after a long hot summer, I was really happy to see you again!

As always, you have a knack at making Christmas seem more like Christmas when you are hanging around during the month of December. I hope you liked the new red scarf. I knitted it myself for you. And I love how you joked with me about taking your eyes and putting them into my stocking for being a bad Greek Girl this year. You really know how to make me laugh Mr. Snowman. You we’re kidding weren’t you?

I was happy to have you spend New Year’s Eve with me. It’s always nice to welcome in the New Year with an old friend like you. I just wished we did not have to spend the entire night out side. I froze my noggin off. I do not understand why you did not want to come inside and enjoy the warm crackling fire I had built!

Normally you leave and come back a couple of times throughout January. However, this year you felt the need to stick around – every frikin day!!  Things changed during January between you and me. You turned very cold on me so I tried to break it off with you several times. But each morning I would open my blinds and there you were. Are you stalking me Mr. Snowman? I thought you would get the hint and leave when you would see Mr. Sunshine visit my house. I would even lace up my sneakers and go for a quick run with him. But no. When I came back from that refreshing brisk January run with Mr. Sunshine, to my surprise, you were still there.

As we wind down the month of February I honestly can say I am so over you Mr. Snowman. My love for you faded weeks ago. I can no longer even stand to look at you. What did I ever see in you? You need a nose job Mr. Snowman, that carrot looks stupid. It has rotted and turned green. Over the past month your right eye has shifted. You now look like my manager Mr. Bricks with one lazy eye. I despise you Mr. Snowman.

In case you did not get the memo Mr. Snowman I am now in love with Mr. Sunshine. He is hot, you are not – just sayin’  I really want you out of my life! I hate you right now. I wish you would die Mr. Snowman.

All my love,



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18 Responses to How To Break Up with a Snowman

  1. shingwong says:

    Fun post! Thanks for stopping by my blog and checking out my daily images! By the way, there’s rumors that San Francisco MIGHT get snow this weekend… first time in like 30+ years… should be quite a sight if it does! Enjoy the sunshine. Hope it lasts b/c I’ll be in NYC in 2 weeks! Cheers. – Shing

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  3. Your posts always makes me smile or laugh or both. Thanks for the smiles and laughter. I have added you to my blogroll, so others may find you and your many talents.

  4. frizztext says:

    I’ll be dead soon – oooh, that’s a sad sign 🙂
    good that no human being has such a sign around his neck,
    even a dictator like Saddam Hussein
    (or some others)
    would not look good with this

  5. tiallarising says:

    Oh I love it!! I received an email a little bit ago which showed a pic of a snowman being hung. That was like my new favorite email ever. haha 😀


  6. dorcas says:

    I finally understand when you say u r tired with the snow.. In calgary, there’s not been so much snow but its so freakin cold.The temperature reads -24 almost everyday . I am dying for it to become a lil warm . I so badly wanna go click lots of pics of the city 🙂

  7. The Hook says:

    Very creative post! Good work.

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  9. Addison says:

    Cute post. Loved it.

  10. Barbara @ Just Another Manic Mommy says:

    this is really cute, AND, i am so with you!

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