Water For Elephants

The top-10 reasons to choose a pet dog over a pet elephant

1. 5 lbs. of kibble is much cheaper to buy than 200 lbs. of peanuts

2. If you get upset at a dog for something like say them peeing all over the couch and accidentally yell at them they will love you no matter what. Elephants never forget and will hold the grudge forever – They must be Greek, just sayin’

3. A dog can sit in the back seat of the car without blocking the entire back window

4. What would the neighbors think? If you have a dog you could complain all day long about them having a pet Giraffe. But if you had a pet elephant you’d have to keep your pie hole shut.

5. You don’t need flood insurance with dogs when they have an accident inside the house

6. When you teach a dog to roll over you don’t have to worry about them taking out 1/2 of the living room furniture

7. Elephants won’t fit in the shower when you need to give them a bath like a dog – how’s that for a visual for your noggin?

8. Everyone notices when you have a pet dog. No one notices when there is a 3,000 pound elephant in the room.

9. You can’t put on your sneakers and go running with an elephant

10. 5 lbs. of doggie kibble poop vs 200 lbs of elephant peanut poop – See, I’m greek not stupid

I do have plans to go see the movie Water For Elephants the minute it comes out! I am excited it looks like a great movie.






About Ava Aston's Muckery

Hello! Thanks for stopping by. My name is Ava Aston and I am a recording artist and actress. I'm just an ordinary girl who acts, sings, writes songs and now writes this blog. I hope you enjoy my blogging enough to want to subscribe. Blessings, Ava If you want to learn even more about me, check out my website at www.avaaston.com
This entry was posted in Actress, Ava Aston, Entertainment Industry, Greek and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

14 Responses to Water For Elephants

  1. jengajam says:

    Having a pet elephant is a great talking point though, already you’re deemed exotic and interesting, as long as you don’t mention the poop issue 😛

  2. The Hook says:

    Ridiculously cute dog pic!

  3. vixter2010 says:

    I love that pic! 🙂

  4. dorcas says:

    Awesome post 🙂

    You convinced me Ava, not to get a pet elephant and just in time too. Was gonna go look for an pet elephant this weekend 🙂 But that’s all history now. . .

  5. Tom Baker says:

    I just saw the commercial for this movie. It doesn’t look like a movie I would see in the theater, but April might want to see. I’d be willing to watch it comfortably at home on DVD!

    I wanted to thank you in advance for the guest post tomorrow.

  6. Blockader says:

    I am still not convinced.

    Many places won’t let you have your dog with you, but they don’t say you can’t have elephants.

  7. tiallarising says:

    Love it! (1) That dog looks exactly like my cute dog Jonah, (2) Those reasons are amazing and hilarious. haha 😀



Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s