Once I was dating a guy who told me I have a good laugh, for a girl. I don’t even know what that means, but I do know this Greek blonde girl got the last laugh on him because I eventually dumped him. I don’t take much pride in that, because most of the time I was the dump-ee and not the dump-er. And I know the feeling of getting dumped and it is not a good feeling. As Will Rogers once said, Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
A sense of humor is an actual trait I look for in other people. If they can still laugh when muckery is happening all around them, then that is a person I won’t mind being around. I had a sign on my last tour bus that said, “Let the Muckery Begin”
So today I’m going to appoint myself as the Greek Czar of Funny. I figure everyone can use a good laugh every now and then. Here is a little funniness for your day:
- Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
- Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Clones are people two.
NOTE: My manager Mr. Bricks read my blog and wanted me to add this. He just thought it was so funny!
- The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.