When I was younger I use to call the moon the night sun. Ok, quit laughing at me it was when I was little…well, alright I was in high school, but I was only joking. My family still teases me about that.
All of the lunar calendars are saying that a full moon is scheduled for tonight or tomorrow night, depending on which chart you look at. Epic Fail. Based on the kind of day it was yesterday with all of the inbound muckery, I would say the rocket scientists and astronomers missed it by a couple of days.
Seriously, yesterday was a drama filled day usually reserved for days when there is a full moon at night. Full Moons are traditionally associated with temporal insomnia, insanity , hence the terms lunacy and lunatic. However, Psychologists have found that there is no strong evidence for effects on human behavior around the time of a full moon. Epic Fail #2. Where were those shrinks yesterday when the muckery was turned up full throttle? I don’t know folks, but I looked out last night at the moon and it looked pretty full to me.
I should have known that something was up yesterday because Mr. Bricks eyes were actually looking pretty normal. No wandering eyes. What’s up with that? Do you think the alignment of his eyes is based on the lunar calendar? That would be pretty freaky, but with Mr. Bricks, nothing would surprise me.
OK, then I had to change my dental appointment and it was like I was trying to relocate the gold from Fort Knox to Tampa, Florida. If I had to push one more button on my cell phone yesterday just and hear a pre-recorded message say “to continue the message in English, press 1”, I think my ears were going to start bleeding. It was really the number of times I had to hear that stupid message within the same conversation that annoyed me, not the fact that there was an option. What did they think? That during the middle of the conversation I decided I wanted to hear the rest of the message in Vietnamese? Come on people, think.
So, Punkin and my other dogs were also acting really weird yesterday. They were all huddled on a bench together having a canine conversation and when I walked into the room I overheard Punkin say, “shhhhh, here she comes” and then they all just sat there and stared at me as if nothing was going on. Ge’ez, I feel like they are all ganging up on me.
I think they might have some doggie shenanigans up their sleeves. I just know they are up to no good, but I can’t prove it yet.
Since the lunar charts are saying it is either tonight or tomorrow night when we will have the next full moon that means there still could be plenty of unexplained muckery ahead for the next couple of days. Better make sure your seat belt is secure and the table top is locked and secured in the up right position in the seat in front of you.
I really don’t want to sound like a Debbie Downer because some cool things are happening with my career, I wrote a really great new song and I did get the new car. So I guess overall, I feel really blessed. Happy Friday!!